23 Relatable Nerd Problems
They're just.. so annoying.
1. Every year.
Seriously, you'd think wizards would keep track of their mail.
2. More than one.
You're just like- "Wait Gandalf? I thought you were Dumbledore. Oh! Never mind. I'm reading Song of Ice and Fire... I think."
3. 3 am.
And they ask you why you're late for work.
4. Only one.
Then you can't stop talking about it...
5. They say we can be whatever we want.
But that was a lie.
6. There's 7.
7. Such a good idea.
Night= OMG! Greatest idea ever! Why has no one ever thought of this? It's perfect! I'll get to work tomorrow! Morning= Egh... what in the world was I think last night?
8. Do I have to?
I suppose I could multitask...
9. Don't look!
(You See word 'death' on next page.) You skip page you are on and finish chapter, then realize you never did finish that page. You go back and reread the chapter.
10. But mom...
Mom: You can get more if you get rid of some of the ones you already read. Harry Potter? Haven't your read that like a thousand times? Lets get rid of that one. Me: I have only read it 20 times. Maybe, because its my life. Just.. don't even try. I'll find room somewhere else.
11. I wonder.
How did Harry's children make out at Hogwarts?
Ugh! This book is so perfect but the position my back is in definitely isn't!
14. The Hole.
This is why we reread, reread and reread again
15. Why don't you understand?
I'm with you people! We are all SHERlocked!
16. Problem for everyone.
Nerds especially though because none of your friends are in any of your classes because they are all fictional!
17. The smell.
New ones smell good... some smell terrible but the old ones smell the best.
18. For Narnia!
Because Narnia. That's why.
Thorin Oakenshield, Theoden, Fili, Kili, Jon Snow (If he really is dead), Eddard Stark, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, etc....
20. Which one?
Be more specific, will you?
21. Day sequel.
The agonizing wait.
22. Hurry up!
Why are people so slow?
Including the teachers'.