A List of Things Better Than Ashton Irwin's Twitter Icon

Where do we begin?

1. This hamster popping it's fluffy head out its owner's shirt pocket.

This hamster popping it's fluffy head out its owner's shirt pocket.

Actually no. It's close, but no.

2. The thought of one day owning this very pair of underpants.

The thought of one day owning this very pair of underpants.

Nah, even so.

3. The prospect of a lifetime's supply of free doughnuts.

The prospect of a lifetime's supply of free doughnuts.

Nope, no, definitely not.

4. Michael's reaction to not having a dog filter.

Michael's reaction to not having a dog filter.

Nope, still not as a good.

5. This hamster wearing a knit hat.

This hamster wearing a knit hat.

Hmmm.

6. This GIF of Calum being a spider.

This GIF of Calum being a spider.

Erotic, but no.

7. The fact that Ashton carries around a vegemite pen.

The fact that Ashton carries around a vegemite pen.

Still not better.

8. The witty banter between all the members of 5SOS.

The witty banter between all the members of 5SOS.

Again, close. But nope.

9. Quite literally NOTHING on this entire planet.

Quite literally NOTHING on this entire planet.

Finally.