The 21 Best Wynonna Earp One-Liners

Earpers, this list is WayHaught! Check it out for the best one-liners from this season's Wynonna Earp, and post yours in the comments!

1.

She ain’t anybody’s but her own.

2.

Wynonna: You’re not the only one who gets to be married to his job. Dolls: Married? Slow down. At best, it’s just my girlfriend.

3.

What kind of person wants to be a gunslinger?

4.

Sometimes you come so close to cool, and then cool makes a run for it.

5.

I'm supposed to go find all the people I've hurt and then beg their stupid forgiveness.

6.

Heroes always win.

7.

Crazy chick with a gun!

8.

Wynonna: Dudes dig scars. Waverly: Do chicks?

9.

Regular guns will slow the rev-heads down, but they will always come back for more, until they meet Peacemaker, which only I can handle. *drops gun*

10.

...a coat Lady Gaga deemed, "Maybe too much."

11.

Welcome to team "shut up and do what he says."

12.

Do I get a badge? A code name? Oh my God, a flamethrower?

13.

Worst fortune cookie advice ever.

14.

Ugly and dumb. You're sure we haven't dated?

15.

I'm starting to think sanity is overrated.

16.

Revenant: Tell me where Peacemaker is and I’ll kill your sister fast. Wynonna: It's in my panty drawer, why don't we go get it?

17.

But everyone hates you, Wynonna!

18.

Champ: How can somebody so pretty be so smart, huh? Waverly: Because they're not mutually exclusive.

19.

I am the girl. With the big-ass gun.

20.

No, I get it. You're a lesbian, not a unicorn, right?

21.

Doc: Careful, Earp. Doing what’s right, even in the face of ridiculous odds … you are beginning to sound like a hero.